New Arsenal signing expected to make debut injury

Arsenal are set to complete the signing of 17-year old Polish midfielder Krystian Bielik and give him a debut injury shortly after the paperwork is complete.

Hodgson controversy over picking three great players for Ballon d'Or

England manager Roy Hodgson attracted enormous levels of ridicule and opprobrium yesterday as it was revealed that his three votes for the Ballon d'Or went to three really good players who each had a fantastic World Cup last summer.

Oldham sign chant from Millwall

Oldham Atheltic today announced the capture of the "no-one likes us, we don't care" chant from Millwall in a deal funded by the PFA and Ched Evans's prospective father in-law.

Exclusive: Shock change to FIFA leadership

In a move set to stun the world of football, ruling body FIFA has today declared itself an Islamic caliphate.

Oldham emerges from news blackout

The town of Oldham has today emerged from a state of stasis whereby no news of external events was known for a period thought to extend as far back as 2012.