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Wednesday, 22 November 2017
Liverplol
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Taking delight in the misfortunes of the once mighty Liverpool Football Club. See also; Inverstanbul , Pardenfreude
Inverstanbul
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To blow a 3-goal half-time lead when the most famous result of your modern history was overcoming a 3-goal half-time deficit. see also Liv...
Thursday, 15 June 2017
Iceman
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Nickname for any Scandiavian/Finnish/Icelandic player ever. BECAUSE IT'S COLD or something.
Thursday, 4 May 2017
EFL to fine Blackburn for understrength manager
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The EFL today requested a response from Blackburn as to why they employed an understrength manager for the first 37 matches of the league se...
Thursday, 22 December 2016
Palermo manager's tenure
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descriptive of an infinitesimally short amount of time, e.g. the lifespan of mayfly, the blinking of an eye
Pardenfreude
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noun. Taking pleasure in the downfall of an utter chancer of a manager who would throw his own mother under a bus rather than admit their ow...
Wednesday, 14 September 2016
Sprake
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verb. Of a goalkeeper, to throw one into his own net, preferably in comedic fashion. "Poor Danny Ward. Great start at Town, pulled of...
Wednesday, 10 August 2016
Roger Johnson
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1. n. The ability to start a fight with one's own reflection. 2. v. A person who habitually falls out with those who are preternatur...
Thursday, 12 May 2016
Farewell to the Boleyn
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In keeping with media tradition, let's reminisce about the demise of an old stadium, just like we've never done for all the other on...
Friday, 30 October 2015
Steve Evans appoints his own third-person persona as assistant
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Following a dispiriting home defeat to Blackburn Rovers, new Leeds United boss Steve Evans moved quickly to bolster his backroom team, appoi...
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