Sky television today celebrated victory in the Premier League how-high-can-you-piss competition with arch-rivals BT only able to piss one-quarter as high.
The obscene and grotesque competition saw the two broadcasters go willy to willy as they pissed as high as they could up the walls of Premier League headquarters as executives from the League leaned out of the windows and catch the golden spoils in buckets made from Pegasus wings.
A spokesman from the Premier League read a statement on behalf of their member clubs vowing to match the pissing by the host broadcasters. "Our members appreciate the heights to which both rights holders have pissed and vow to at least match if not outdo the height of their pissing. And the good news is that at least some of this massive volume of piss is bound to trickle down onto lower league clubs, so really it's all good".
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