• Thursday, 15 January 2015

    New Arsenal signing expected to make debut injury

    Arsenal are set to complete the signing of 17-year old Polish midfielder Krystian Bielik and give him a debut injury shortly after the paperwork is complete.

    Tuesday, 13 January 2015

    Hodgson controversy over picking three great players for Ballon d'Or

    England manager Roy Hodgson attracted enormous levels of ridicule and opprobrium yesterday as it was revealed that his three votes for the Ballon d'Or went to three really good players who each had a fantastic World Cup last summer.

    Wednesday, 7 January 2015

    Oldham sign chant from Millwall

    Oldham Atheltic today announced the capture of the "no-one likes us, we don't care" chant from Millwall in a deal funded by the PFA and Ched Evans's prospective father in-law.

    Exclusive: Shock change to FIFA leadership

    In a move set to stun the world of football, ruling body FIFA has today declared itself an Islamic caliphate.

    Monday, 5 January 2015

    Oldham emerges from news blackout

    The town of Oldham has today emerged from a state of stasis whereby no news of external events was known for a period thought to extend as far back as 2012.