1. Descriptive of a pitch more akin to growing potatoes than playing football on. See Bloomfield Road.
2. Adjective by which all left-wingers must be described under paragraph 4.3a of the journalistic code.
3. The sort of artist whose music is never played in a dressing room and fans of which among playing staff are either shunned or referred to as 'The Professor'.
Friday, 19 December 2014
Mario Balotelli will sit out this weekend's game between Liverpool and Arsenal after being found guilty of retweeting something unfunny and racist by the unfunny and racist Lad Bible twitter account.
Thursday, 18 December 2014
The crisis surrounding Liverpool FC was last night averted as they put a club with a squad value of just 5% of their own to the sword in the League Cup quarter-final.
Monday, 15 December 2014
Wednesday, 10 December 2014
Tuesday, 9 December 2014
Friday, 5 December 2014
Wednesday, 3 December 2014
In his Autumn Statement today, QPR's Chancellor of the Exchequer Harry Redknapp set out to determine his commitment to eliminating the points deficit to the rest of the Premier League by 2019.