• Thursday, 18 October 2012

    Green issues come-and-sack-me plea

    BBC Radio 5Live commentator Alan Green yesterday issued a sensational 'come-and-sack-me' plea while on air during England's rearranged World Cup qualifier in Warsaw.

    Friday, 5 October 2012

    Lying scrotebags found to be lying scrotebags by FA panel

    The FA today released the full written verdict into the case of a lying scrotebag which revealed that the lying scrotebag and his lying scrotebag friend were both lying scrotebags.

    Thursday, 4 October 2012

    England embroiled in insurance scam

    The English FA today came under scrutiny as suspicious insurance-buying patterns were seen in San Marino and Poland ahead of the announcement of England's squad for the upcoming World Cup qualifiers against those two nations.