• Thursday, 26 February 2015

    GOSSIP: Big club eyes Southampton player

    Today's review of the top transfer gossip centres on a big club chasing a player from Southampton. A fee of more money than anyone can realistically spend in a lifetime is thought to be offered.

    Wednesday, 11 February 2015

    Sky beat BT in pissing-up-a-wall competition

    Sky television today celebrated victory in the Premier League how-high-can-you-piss competition with arch-rivals BT only able to piss one-quarter as high.