• Friday, 23 November 2012

    Cut-out-and-keep article for top-flight managerial changes

    A multi-millionaire owner of a football club today fired the millionaire manager he'd put in charge of the squad of millionaire players.

    Wednesday, 21 November 2012


    Verb, indicating great wastefulness in the face of minor disappointment. Like throwing your 50" plasma screen TV away because two consecutive shows you watched weren't very good and replacing it with an incredibly similar 50" plasma screen TV.

    "Went for a drive in the Aston, but didn't like where I ended up, so I Abramoviched it over a cliff and bought a new one"

    'Lack of moon on a stick' leads to Chelsea sacking

    Chelsea manager Roberto di Matteo was fired today for "not delivering the moon on a stick" according to the club.

    Thursday, 8 November 2012

    Vilanova tears up playbook after Parkhead loss

    After defeat to Celtic in the Champions League, despite his Barcelona team enjoying 89% of possession and dominating in most facets of the games, Tito Vilanova told reporters that this signalled an end to the Barcelona template that has served them so well over recent seasons.

    Wednesday, 7 November 2012