1. Descriptive of a pitch more akin to growing potatoes than playing football on. See Bloomfield Road.
2. Adjective by which all left-wingers must be described under paragraph 4.3a of the journalistic code.
3. The sort of artist whose music is never played in a dressing room and fans of which among playing staff are either shunned or referred to as 'The Professor'.
Friday, 19 December 2014
Mario Balotelli will sit out this weekend's game between Liverpool and Arsenal after being found guilty of retweeting something unfunny and racist by the unfunny and racist Lad Bible twitter account.
Thursday, 18 December 2014
The crisis surrounding Liverpool FC was last night averted as they put a club with a squad value of just 5% of their own to the sword in the League Cup quarter-final.
Monday, 15 December 2014
Wednesday, 10 December 2014
"Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, and eventually one will produce the works of Shakespeare."
Tuesday, 9 December 2014
The BBC have revealed to Euroballs that the build-up to next season's draw for the third round of the FA Cup is to begin this coming May, during half-time in this season's Cup final.
Friday, 5 December 2014
Wednesday, 3 December 2014
In his Autumn Statement today, QPR's Chancellor of the Exchequer Harry Redknapp set out to determine his commitment to eliminating the points deficit to the rest of the Premier League by 2019.
Thursday, 20 November 2014
Euroballs was privileged to be granted an exclusive interview with Wigan Athletic chairman Dave Whelan yesterday, following the appointment of Malky Mackay as the club's new manager. We asked the former JJB Sports owner what it was that had convinced him to make such a controversial move, while the FA investigation into Mackay's allegedly offensive text messages is ongoing.