All the latest European news digested and regurgitated:
Still a bit nippy, so not everyone played.
Derby upset in the low countries, giants toppled in Navarre.
Money worries in the frozen north and balmy south off the continental coast as clubs fall prey to chancers, shysters and crooks.
With no transfer window to panic-buy a way out of trouble, managers begin to get sacked; some after five years, some after five months and others after five games.
The standard of apology has really gone downhill recently as well.