• Thursday, 8 September 2011


    David Healy Syndrome
    Affliction that sees sufferers only able to play well/score for their national side whilst looking total garbage for their club side. Named for the Northern Irish striker who holds the record for number of goals in a European qualifying campaign, but who hasn't scored a top-flight goal since Jesus was still a trainee carpenter/magician back in Nazareth.
    Other notable sufferers include Nicklas Bendtner and every Croatian and Polish player to get a big-money move abroad.

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