When you get sent off, after coming on as a substitute, for being booked twice in the space of ten seconds.
Stand up, Jeremain Lens of PSV Eindhoven who acheived this in his sides 1-0 victory over NAC Breda on Sunday. Booked needlessly for kicking the ball away after conceding a free kick, Lens then compounds this by not retreating ten yards from the resulting free kick and he's promptly shown a second yellow and dismissed by referee Bas Nijhuis.
The fun and games being in this video about 4 minutes and 30 seconds in.
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