Redknapp promises to eliminate deficit by 2019

In his Autumn Statement today, QPR's Chancellor of the Exchequer Harry Redknapp set out to determine his commitment to eliminating the points deficit to the rest of the Premier League by 2019.

EXCLUSIVE: Harry Redknapp's January transfer list

One of our spies was at Loftus Road yesterday and walked past an open office door. Spotting an open notebook, he bravely and quickly took a photograph. Only on returning to the Euroballs office did we realise what he'd captured.

Fabio & 'Arry - how they compare

Breaking our self-imposed blackout on all things Ingerlund, Chris has a look at how the now ex-England manager and his heir apparent compare:

	Fabio Capello	Harry Redknapp
Age	65	64
Clubs Managed	AC Milan, Real Madrid, AS Roma, Juventus	Bournemouth, West Ham United, Portsmouth, Southampton, Tottenham Hotspur
Domestic Top Level League & Cup Titles	12	1
European Titles	1 Champions League, 1 European Super Cup	1 Intertoto Cup
Reputation	Autocrat, Disciplinarian, Shrewd Tactician	Geezer, wheeler-dealer, motivator
Number of times charged with cheating the public revenue	0	1
Number of clubs who have gone into administration after he’s managed there	0	3
Win Percentage of teams managed	Above 60% at all teams bar first spell in charge of AC Milan	Below 47% everywhere except Tottenham Hotspur
Interests	Art Collecting, TV Punditry, Bullying Stuart Pearce	Dogs, forgetting bank accounts, giving journalists good quotes

Just saying, like.
Blackout will now resume.

Redknapp, Harry

1. Britain's leading Droopy impersonator.

2. Man seen as some to be the answer to all of English football's woes, those people mainly being his son and his nephew.

3. Serial wrecker of football clubs. One could be counted as unfortunate. Two, unlucky. But four? See also AFC Bournemouth, West Ham, Portsmouth, Southampton.